Sailor Moon/Pokemon Crossover
(must know something about characters and attacks to get this)

Sailor Moon Characters-Pok�mon Characters:

Tuxedo Mask: First match is Sailor Moon against Queen Beryl.  Ohh, this will
be an exciting match!  The winner gains control of the earth and moon.
Sailor Moon: Sailor Mercury, I choose you!
Sailor Mercury: Sailor Mercury!
Queen Beryl: Go, Jadeite!
Jadeite: Yes, my queen.
Sailor Moon: Mercury, Blizzard attack now!
Queen Beryl: Jadeite, Mega Drain!
Tuxedo Mask: Oh, it looks like Sailor Mercury completely froze Jadeite in a
block of ice.  Well, let's see which general Beryl will use next.
Queen Beryl: Jadeite, return!  Zoisite, go!
Sailor Moon: I need someone else for this.  Mercury return, Rei, go!
Rei:  Hey...what did ya wake me up for.  I was having a good dream.
Queen Beryl: Zoisite, Petal Dance!
Rei: Ahhh!
Tuxedo Mask: Looks like Rei is down.  It's hopeless for her, but wait!  She
just evolved.  She might have a chance as...Sailor Mars!
Sailor Mars: Sailor Mars here to help!
Sailor Moon: Mars, use your Fire Blast!
Tuxedo Mask: The fire just burned the petals and, yes, it has hit Zoisite.
She's not moving...
Queen Beryl: <sigh> Zoisite, return.  Malachite, Nephrite, attack together!
Sailor Moon: Hey!  That's not fair!  It's a one on one battle.
Queen Beryl: I'm the evil queen of the Negaverse, I try to conquer the
earth, and I try to kill you.  Do you think that I would be fair?
Sailor Moon: Good point.  Well then, that means I can use two Scouts!
Sailors Venus and Jupiter, come out!
Sailor Venus: Sailor Venus, at your service.
Sailor Jupiter: Sailor Jupiter!  I can't wait for a good fight!
Nephrite: No one can defeat the almighty stars.
Malachite: You're dealing with the most powerful general, here!
Sailor Moon: Jupiter, use Thunder, and Venus, start it off with your Lovely
Kiss.
Queen Beryl: Nephrite, use Swift.  Malachite, Hyper Beam!
Tuxedo Mask: The Scouts weren't even affected, but Nephrite is fried and
Malachite is asleep.  Sailor Moon has won the first match!
Queen Beryl: <walking away> I knew I couldn't depend on those four
incompetent twerps!
Tuxedo Mask: It looks like Sailor Moon's next opponent is...Wise Man.
Wise Man: Let's just get this over with.  I'm a busy phantom.  I have to
destroy the earth, get the Silver Crystal, capture Crystal Tokyo, et cetera,
et cetera.  Come on, hurry up!
Sailor Moon: Um...sure.  How are we gonna be fighting?
Wise Man: I need to make this fast.  How about four against four so that all
of mine will die quicker?
Sailor Moon: Fine with me.  Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus, let's
beat this Nega-creep!
Wise Man: Rubeus, Emerald, Sapphire, Diamond, come forth!
Sailor Moon: Venus, use Comet Punch.  Mars, use Fire Spin.  Mercury, use
Bubblebeam.  Jupiter, use your Thundershock.  Let's go guys!
Wise Man: Emerald, Screech.  Sapphire, Teleport <Sapphire did not obey>.
Diamond, Hypnosis.  Rubeus, Explosion!
All: Explosion?!  Oh, no!
Rubeus: KABOOM!
Tuxedo Mask: Looks like we're blasting off again!
<twinkle in the sky>

Pok�mon Characters-Sailor Moon Characters
<this is WAY confusing, but live with it>

Jessie: Team Rocket!  Blast off at the speed of light!  Surrender now or
prepare to fight!  And that means YOU, twerps!
Ash: We must protect our world.  Let's go guys!  Pikachu, you know that you
can do it.  I know you can...
Squirtle: <uses Bubble attack> Squirtle!
Charmander: <uses Celestial Fire>
Bulbasaur: <uses Bulba Oak (Prof. Oak, get it?) Evolution>
Pikachu: Pika pi, pikachu! (Thunder Clap, Shock!) <beam of electricity heads
for Jessie><a rose hits the beam and stops it>
James: <dressed in a tux, hat, with cane and bow tie> Come on Jess!  A
little inner strength can always defeat outer strength.  I believe in you.
If you would just believe in yourself, I know you can beat these twerps and
capture Pikachu!  Goodbye! <turns around and vanishes into the fog, which
wasn't there a second ago>
Cassidy: <holding fan, wearing green dress w/brooches, remind you of
someone?><laughs strangely> Ahahahahaha!  You pathetic little CHILDREN don't
stand a chance against me, the most beautiful person in the universe.  I'm
also the highest ranking thief in Team Rocket!  Ahahahahaha!  Droid
Blushface, come forth!
Brock: Ah, you are so beautiful, is there anything I can do for you?
Cassidy: Destroy these idiots!
Ash: No!  I will fight to the end to protect this world and I won't let
Negasleeze like you beat me!  Pok�-Scepter Elimination!
Brock: Noooo!
Cassidy: Oh, you little brat!  I'll be back! <teleports away>
Jessie: Meanwhile, I'll deal with you!
Ash: My friends, help me defeat this evil.  We can if we work together!  I'm
positive!
Misty: Right!
Pikachu: Pika!
Squirtle: Squirt!
Charmander: Char!
Bulbasaur: Bulba!
<a glowing sphere of light hits Jessie and she dissolves>
Jessie: Ahh!  This can't be happening!
<Cassidy reports back to Butch>
Butch: <drinking wine> You have failed again.  I will not allow this.
Cassidy: Don't worry, I won't fail you again.  Ahahahaha!  Those twerps
won't last long.  Droid Big-dork, last chance!
Tracey: Yes, Emerald.
Tracey: I will steal all your Pok�mon!
Misty: Oh no you don't!  <whacks him with a mallet>  Take care of it, Ash!
Ash: Pok�-scepter Activation!
Tracey: AHHHHH!
Cassidy: Oh no!
Giovanni: <in a cloak and holding a crystal ball> You have failed, Cassidy!
<transforms her into a Charizard>
Cassidy: <falling into void> Butch!
Giovanni: Her laugh was giving me a headache, anyways.

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