Cousins
A Ranma 1/2 / Warner Brothers spamfic
By John-Martin Lotz
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"Elmira."
"You just stay there, Mommy will be right back, then I can hug you and kiss you and love you."
***Zoom****
"Yes Mommy."
Dear, Your cousin is coming from Japan."
"Oooh Mommy, That so great, We can play together, and I can show my cousin all sorts of neat' things. Um, Mommy. I didn't know I had a cousin, especially one form Japan. What she like?"
"Heee Heee, Why I've never met her. According to thin postcard I received, I gather that she is some fantastic Marital Artist."
"Oooh, That's so great Mommy. Mommy, what's a martial artist?"
"Now dear, I don't want you to do it but, a martial artist is a really really skilled fighter."
"Oh, Like dropping anvils on your head.. Watch."
****Wham, sound of Anvil falling****
"Yes dear, sorta like that,. Mommy is going to lie down and watch the pretty stars."
*****commotion outside******
"Robspierre, How Kawaiii, Azusa wants her Robspierre"
The End